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Who the f**k starts a conversation like that I just sat down!

Use when someone's opening line is so intense, intimate, hostile, or bizarre that it overwhelms the conversation before it begins.

What it expresses: A listener who has barely arrived is confronted with an inappropriately extreme first remark.
Example: You join lunch and a friend immediately asks which family member you would rescue first; answer with this line.
When not to use it: The conversation develops naturally before reaching a difficult subject; the shock depends on the remark coming first.